A Joyful Heart is…

April 15, 2009

A third-grade teacher gave her class the first half of a proverb and had the kids complete the rest.  Their answers weren’t exactly accurate, but they sure were funny — too funny not to post:

As you shall make your bed, so shall you . . . mess it up.

Better be safe than . . . punch a fifth grader.

Strike while the . . . bug is close.

It’s always darkest before . . . daylight savings time.

You can lead a horse to water, but . . . how?

Don’t bite the hand that . . . looks dirty.

An idle mind is . . . the best way to relax.

A penny saved is . . . not much.

Two’s company, three’s . . . the musketeers.

Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry, and . . . you have to blow your nose.

Children should be seen and not . . . spanked or grounded.

So, can YOU finish this proverb from the Bible?  “A joyful heart is . . ..”

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