A Joyful Heart is…
A third-grade teacher gave her class the first half of a proverb and had the kids complete the rest. Their answers weren’t exactly accurate, but they sure were funny — too funny not to post:
As you shall make your bed, so shall you . . . mess it up.
Better be safe than . . . punch a fifth grader.
Strike while the . . . bug is close.
It’s always darkest before . . . daylight savings time. (more…)
